以广播电台播报的时间为[马来西亚的]标准时间，我们公司的server time是快了7分钟。为了让自己记得[公司的]标准时间，我将[手提电脑的]时间设定成跟[公司的]server time一样。为了不要迟到，我把[车里的]时钟也调到跟[公司的]时间一样，以便根据时间酌量加减驾车的速度（无论如何，我每天都还是迟到）。

By referring to reported time by radio channel as [Malaysia's] standard time, our [company's] server time is running 7 minutes faster. In order to remind myself about [comapny's] standard time, I set my [laptop's] time same with [company's] server time. To avoid late at work, I also set the time [in the car] same with [company's] time, so that I can adjust driving speed according to time. (Anyways, I still being late everyday)

然后，基于“让自己跑得比[公司的]时间快一点以便有一些buffer或者可以迟个几分钟起床”这样的愚蠢想法，我把[手机（兼职起床闹钟）的]时间调得比[公司的]时间快5分钟。我[房间的]小时钟比我[手机的]时间慢4分钟；我[客厅的]时钟又比我[手机的]时间慢5分钟，而且好像越来越慢。

然后，我的Windows有时会帮我[手提电脑的]时间调去跟Internet Time一样；我的Activesync有时又会帮我[手机的]时间调去跟[手提电脑的]时间一样。

终于，最后，我已经不知道标准时间是哪个了。

Then, according to the stupid thinking of “being a step ahead of [company's] time so that I would have some buffer or can have few more minutes to sleep in the morning”, I set my [mobile phone's (part-time as morning alarm)] time to 5 minutes faster than [company's] time. The small clock [in my room] is 4 minutes slower than my [mobile phone's] time; whereas the wall clock [in my living room] is 5 minutes slower than my [mobile phone's] time, and seems like getting slower and slower.

Then, my Windows sometime will synchronize my [laptop's] time with Internet time. Then my Activesync sometimes will also synchronize my [mobile phone's] time with my [laptop's] time.

Finally, end up, I have no any idea already which one should be the standard time.