我夹在同事中间。
上司要叫development team帮我们business development team做东西。他知道我跟development team还挺熟的，所以就要我去跟他们要求。

I stuck in between colleagues.
My superior wants development team to help us business development team to do some works. He knows that I’m quite close with the development team, so he sends me to request from them.

我夹在Accounts和client中间。
要跟client收钱的时候不是推我去lo，理由是client认识我，不认识accounts的人。所以中client骂的是我不是accounts lo。

我夹在housemates中间。
这个讲那个没有做家务，那个又讲平时有帮忙丢垃圾。夹在中间做调解的是谁？不就是我这个包租婆啦！房租又没有赚，还要听人家的抱怨。

我还夹在人家情侣中间。
这个真的是被逼的。有个思想比较保守的女朋友不让她男朋友跟她“打车轮”，结果那个男生无端端打电话来跟我（为什么是我？？）抱怨“都是情侣了，哪有不给男朋友吻的？”。怨完，收线，那个女生也打来跟我抱怨“哪有说情侣一定要接吻的？”。So? 你们想要我怎样帮你们？

你们有话要跟人说，或者不爽某某人，就直接面对面讲lo。如果你觉得你很打得，就自己去跟人家打过lo！什么都关我事，你的钱给我赚啦！（男朋友就自己收着慢慢“打车轮”好了，我不要。）

I stuck in between Accounts and client.
Always push me to go collect payment from client lo, reason being  “the client knows you, doesn’t know people from accounts”. That’s why the person being shoot (scolded) is ME, not our accounts lo.

I stuck in between housemates.
This fella said that fella didn’t do houseworks, then that fella said he helps to dispose rubbish sometimes. Who is the one stuck in between to accommodate both side? ME, the main tenant la! Not earning from the rental yet have to listen to all these kind of complaints.

And I also stuck between other couple.
This one is really not by choice. One of my girl friend who is a bit conservative refused to let her boyfriend to kiss (french kiss) her. The guy called me and complained to me (but WHY ME??) “why can’t the boyfriend kiss his lover?” he said. After he lodged his complaint with me, hang up the phone, the next minute my girl friend called me and she complained “who said lover must be kissing?”. So? How you guys want me to help?

If you have something to tell others or you hate somebody, you can talk to him/her face to face lor. Or if you think you are good in fighting, just go ahead to fight with people lor! Everything is my business, share me your salary la! (by the way, I don’t want anyone’s boyfriend, keep him for your own kissing)

夹扁掉了。Become flat flat already.