去了E San Thai Kitchen吃泰国餐。地点就在MidValley Megamall对面那个每天都有很多人在等车的候车亭后面，7-11便利商店隔壁。至于要开车去到那儿，若非同事指路，我还真的不懂该从哪里转进去。
Went to E San Thai Kitchen for meal. Located behind the bus stop opposite MidValley Mega Mall, next to 7-11. I really had no idea how to get there by driving if my colleague didn’t give me the direction.

明明是在我家乡门前的街道上，可是感觉上却像身处嘉年华庆典中。街道两旁挂满七彩的灯泡，街道上人群汹涌喧嚣热闹。远处在燃放缤纷的烟花，朵朵烟火划破寂寞的天空。

布满夜空的不是星星，是粉红色的ABC字母，每个都害羞地偷看地上的人们。发现有人在看它们，就赶紧熄灭自己的粉红色光芒，隐没在黑暗的夜空中。

我瞪着天上的ABC好久，它们看来那么熟悉又那么陌生。瞪了很久，他们生气了。其中一个C字母瞪着眼跳到地上，拔起细细短短的脚丫子气冲冲地逃走了。

然后，我醒过来了。

像这样色彩斑斓又古灵精怪的梦境，我只遇过两次。另一次的梦里，我在家里的阳台上，四处都在燃放烟花。烟花停止后，流星雨开始坠落，然后点点的星光越来越明亮。忽然发现原来整个天空中飘浮着很多UFO，明亮的星星是船身上银色的灯珠在闪烁流动。突然降下一艘UFO在我面前，我还没来得及害怕就醒过来了。

我奇怪为什么昨晚会梦见长着脚、有眼睛的ABC。想了整天，忽然想起，我并不是第一次见到它们的。幼稚园时，老师给我们学写的ABC就是用橡胶印章在练习簿里印上有脚有眼睛的字母。

多年来，我以为我早将它们遗忘了。原来它们一直躲在我的记忆深处，趁我睡着，悄悄地跑进了我的梦乡。

以广播电台播报的时间为[马来西亚的]标准时间，我们公司的server time是快了7分钟。为了让自己记得[公司的]标准时间，我将[手提电脑的]时间设定成跟[公司的]server time一样。为了不要迟到，我把[车里的]时钟也调到跟[公司的]时间一样，以便根据时间酌量加减驾车的速度（无论如何，我每天都还是迟到）。

By referring to reported time by radio channel as [Malaysia's] standard time, our [company's] server time is running 7 minutes faster. In order to remind myself about [comapny's] standard time, I set my [laptop's] time same with [company's] server time. To avoid late at work, I also set the time [in the car] same with [company's] time, so that I can adjust driving speed according to time. (Anyways, I still being late everyday)

什么！？又来！？这次是爆胎。显！以后我不要再驾车了可以吗？

What!? Again!? This time is tyre puncture. Boring! Can I opt for not driving anymore?

好一阵子都没有update我的部落格了。生活好平淡，每一天都过得一模一样。而且，我发现到原来有个很猥琐的“扑街”一直在偷看我的部落格，所以，我最近也尽量避免写关于自己比较内心的事。

I have not updating my blog for quite some time. Life has been so ordinary, everyday is almost same like every other days. Also, ever since I noticed there is a very very disgusting bugger keep “spying” on my blog, thus I recently avoid to write more about my inner feelings.

今天去领了我的验血和身体检查报告了。医生说我天生劳碌命，叫我吃蕉。
Today collected my blood test report. Doctor said I am born to work hard like a cow, and asked me to “yak jiu”.

不明白？
Don’t understand?

我要加薪。
I want salary increment.

再不然，搬到荒岛去好了。
Or better still, move to isolated island.

我不想见到任何人。我不想跟人讲话。我不想应酬任何人。我不想做中间人。我不想做穷人。我不想做好人。
I don’t want to see anyone. I don’t want to talk to anyone. I don’t want to social with anyone. I don’t want to be middle man. I don’t want to be poor man. I don’t want to be nice person.

我常会忘记自己把车子停泊在哪里。曾经试过在Low Yatt给了parking费，然后在停车场走了15分钟都找不到自己的车。最后向人求救，载我在停车场里到处绕，结果在另一层才找到我的车。原来是我自己走错楼层了。

I always forget where I parked my car. It happened that I paid my parking fee at Low Yatt, after that walked in parking for 15mins and yet unable to find my car. I asked for help from other people to give me a ride around the parking and finally found my car at another level. Apparently I went to a wrong parking level.

你相信神吗？相信鬼吗？相信天堂地狱的存在吗？相信因果报应吗？

我相信的。我坚持相信“举头三尺有神明”。

这世界太多贪得无厌的人，总是在侵占人家的东西。小贪的，不问过人家就拿人家的东西来当自己的东西用，不过大部分时候都会还，比如：普罗大众，你我都逃不掉；中贪的，对家人（包括亲戚）或别人的财产虎视眈眈，借用人家的东西后就自动变成自己的东西了，比如：我相信你家、我家一定都有一个或几个这样的亲戚；超贪的，摆明着抢人家的东西，比如：强盗、掠匪；无极贪的，打着“我为人人”的口号，其实只是要把人家的财产占为己有，比如：戴着官帽的一种低等生物。沉默的人永远被欺压，声大夹恶的人不断迫害。

谋财就算了，还要害命！人家就算该死，也没必要你来下手取人家的命！你以为你是谁，神啊？周处除害啊？

这么不公平的世界，一定要相信报应，一定要相信奸人迟早被天收，不然心理会变态的。

在急诊室等人时，看见一个老妇人被家人送入院。我想说的是，孝顺是美德一点都没错，可是没有必要：

1. 全家共9人一起出动，在急诊室穿着拖鞋噼啪噼啪到处走。

2. 在星期日晚上8点多没什么人的急诊室用力说话。

3. 在办入院手续时，一共6个人包括1个10岁左右的小女孩一起挤在柜台，然后那个最班赖的军师坐在远远的指挥：你问他这个、你问他那个、你跟他讲要这样、你跟他讲不要那样。

4. 出动2个男人、2个女人、1个小女孩挤进小小的treatment room将不太胖也还能够自行移动身子的长辈扶到轮椅上。

When I was waiting for people at the hospital emergency department, I saw a family sent their elderly to hospital. What I want to say is, fillial piety is a great virtue, but they actually not necessary:

1. the whole family, 9 persons in total, walk around emergency department with their slippers in “Peek Paak Peek Paak” sound.

2. speak loudly at emergency department that were not much people, on Sunday 8pm.

3. when doing the admittance registration, 6 persons in total, including one little girl around 10 years old, squeezed at the counter. And the most pandai instructor sitting far behind to give commands: you ask him this, you ask him that, you tell him we want this, you tell him we don’t want that.

4. send out 2 strong man, 2 ladies, and one little girl to squeeze into the small treatment room, just to move the not-too-fat old aunty to the wheel chair. As a matter of fact, the aunty still able to move by herself.